Spam E-mail Subject Lines are The Smiths/Morrissey Song Title Generator
Scanning through and deleting your spam e-mails can be fun if you make a game of it.
Recently I decided to search my spam e-mail subject lines for what seemed like The Smiths and Morrissey song titles. If you find some that fit the bill as sounding like they're by Morrissey or The Smiths, feel free to post them in the comments. Here are the subject lines that caught my eye:
Is It Possible, Wiley?
Understand an Imitator
Shortsighted Sacrifice
Scene Ended in Measured Tones of the Spiritual
Go Go Surrealism
Bigamous Hand
The Time is Right to Build a Strong Position
Slapstick Escape
Your Cash, Muley Head
Let Others Envy You
Recently I decided to search my spam e-mail subject lines for what seemed like The Smiths and Morrissey song titles. If you find some that fit the bill as sounding like they're by Morrissey or The Smiths, feel free to post them in the comments. Here are the subject lines that caught my eye:
Is It Possible, Wiley?
Dear Mister
Innkeeper and SmittenUnderstand an Imitator
Shortsighted Sacrifice
Scene Ended in Measured Tones of the Spiritual
Go Go Surrealism
Bigamous Hand
The Time is Right to Build a Strong Position
Slapstick Escape
Your Cash, Muley Head
Let Others Envy You
posted by Mansard at 6:22 PM
8 Comments:
"Your Cash, Muley Head"
best fake Smiths song ever.
:)
Ahhh, "Muley Head." I crack myself up.
that is a trip...
I think David Bowie wrote songs by writing down words on scraps of paper and shuffling them about
your method may be better
Morrissey has nothing on you!
Character set not allowed
Take the faer
olive scale mutation pressure (no, I'm not kidding)
Pipeline Integrity
From this morning..."Rudeness Antique"
"Why be an average guy any longer"
Just stumbled across this old post by chance but it's so true! A quick trawl through my Trash gave me the following tracklist for the next Morrissey album:
My go chantilly
Please be discreet
My Sealette
I know the face, but... awkward
Frank enraged
Garret friction
Modal persona
Flora
Park union
Your Englis [sic]
Go northwest
Incestuous love childhood
Allow me to add that "Your Cash, Muley Head," is now a copyrighted Mansard song!
Thanks, Spam!
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